THE SHOW OFF:
- Always in a large group
- Always offers to pay for rounds
- Always asks for expensive beers and spirits knowing full well you don’t have them
- Always produces a ludicrously large wad of cash from his pocket and proceeds to flick though it in front of you, and eventually pays with the largest note available
- Always smartly dressed and covered in some form of bling, fake tan and too much cologne
- Always tells you to ‘Buy one for yourself’
- Always tips to further project their wealthy status
- Always apologises for their unruly mates
- Winks at you at every opportunity
SUMMARY: Friendly, fun, can be a wanker but great for tips!
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