Thursday, 28 January 2010

Confessions of an Australian Bar Maid: Character Study - The Musician

THE MUSICIAN:
  • Always looks cool – isn’t always actually cool
  • Mentions the fact that he’s a musician at every opportunity
  • Likes to list influences, likes and dislikes in intricate detail
  • Provides a running commentary throughout any musical performance noting where and when they went wrong, what they should have done and what he would have done
  • Asks of your musical influences and gig’s you’ve seen and can almost always top all gig’s and shows you’ve ever seen. Ever
  • Shamelessly promotes his own shows
  • Is always ‘rehearsing’ and ‘about to lay down some tracks’
  • Is often between bands or looking for a singer/drummer/bass player
  • Always gives you a show flyer as a parting gift and encourages you to bring your friends

SUMMARY: Always talkative, often self-obsessed, always a Mummies boy

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