Thursday, 28 January 2010

Confessions of an Australian Bar Maid: Character Study - The Girls Night Out

THE GIRLS NIGHT OUT:

  • Consists of 4+ females wearing too much make up, too little clothes and a lot of fake tan
  • Shoes are too high, skirts are too short
  • Attract an amazingly high level of male attention and love it
  • Spend the majority of the night in the bathroom
  • Dance around handbag’s on the dance floor
  • Tale too many photo’s and text constantly
  • Squeal - a lot
  • Most common beverages include: Shots, Doubles of Vodka, Archers, Midori, Malibu or Bacardi, Champagne, Cocktails, Wine Spritzers, Wine with Vodka in it, Snake Bites or Cider and Black
  • Start off immaculate and become more dishevelled as the night wears on
  • Fall over breaking heels and nails
  • Night can often end in random pashing, shagging, vomiting and/or tears
  • Any of the above can happen anywhere: bar, toilet, bus, alley, cab, garden, park, house

SUMMARY: Fun in the beginning but always end up too shrill and sad – unless you’re a guy on the pull, then your ships come in

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