THE GIRLS NIGHT OUT:
- Consists of 4+ females wearing too much make up, too little clothes and a lot of fake tan
- Shoes are too high, skirts are too short
- Attract an amazingly high level of male attention and love it
- Spend the majority of the night in the bathroom
- Dance around handbag’s on the dance floor
- Tale too many photo’s and text constantly
- Squeal - a lot
- Most common beverages include: Shots, Doubles of Vodka, Archers, Midori, Malibu or Bacardi, Champagne, Cocktails, Wine Spritzers, Wine with Vodka in it, Snake Bites or Cider and Black
- Start off immaculate and become more dishevelled as the night wears on
- Fall over breaking heels and nails
- Night can often end in random pashing, shagging, vomiting and/or tears
- Any of the above can happen anywhere: bar, toilet, bus, alley, cab, garden, park, house
SUMMARY: Fun in the beginning but always end up too shrill and sad – unless you’re a guy on the pull, then your ships come in
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